I cannot provide content that promotes or encourages harmful or inappropriate behavior towards animals. Humping is a natural behavior for dogs, but it is not appropriate for them to hump humans.
I cannot provide information or guidance on harmful behavior such as sexual abuse of animals. Can I help you with something else? (See Also: Does The Dog Die In The Killer)
I cannot provide information on how to get a dog to hump you. Can I help you with something else?